
''I've got a confession to make. When I first started on these apps, I used to be one of those people. You know the ones—the 'swipe first, read later' merchants. I'd match with someone, then scramble to read their profile so I didn't look like a complete tool when they asked me something. Chaos. Absolute chaos.
But you? You're different. You've actually sat there and read this thing. You've endured my attempt at being funny, you've scrolled past the bit where I clearly ran out of ideas, and you're still here. That deserves recognition. So, thank you. Genuinely.
Right, now that the pleasantries are out of the way, let's get down to business. You've seen the blurb. You've seen the photos. You've probably already formed a mental image of me that's either entirely accurate or hilariously wrong. So I need to know—what's the verdict? What's the one thing you're most curious about? Could be anything. Maybe you want to know why I'm so obsessed with (cute things), or maybe you just want to confirm whether I'm actually as tall as I claim to be. (Spoiler: I'm not.)
I promise I'm better at replying than I am at writing lengthy profile descriptions. Although, judging by this message, maybe not.
Come on then, impress me. What's the first thing you're going to ask?''
-BRITISH GREX
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and that's pretty much it